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Why did the pen apply for a job? It wanted to make its mark.

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands!

What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.

What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

What did the baker say to the dough? I'm rising to the occasion.

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words.

Why did the farmer start a punk band? He had a lot of sick beets.

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey, bud!

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

That is an upgrade to add a Gold membership. I'll investigate why ThriveCart is doing that. I thought it was turned off.

I adjusted the price to $950 for another day: https://order.aeromir.com/atm-bundle/

I'm trying an experiment to open the trading room to everyone this week. I start the room at 9:15 AM Eastern and it normally goes for about 90 minutes. Here are the links for this week: Monday - https://us02web.zoom.us/meeting/register/SzOxlOgDSxa-FnXnSR2jYw Tuesday -...

Eat a prune. Start a movement.

My wife said I need to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

I would avoid the sushi if I were you. It\'s a little fishy.

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.