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What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.

Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.

Quick reminder. Futures markets close at 1:00 PM Eastern tomorrow due to the Holiday. If you are day trading, make sure you are flat before 1:00 PM Eastern!!!!

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.

Why did the math teacher call his student average? Because he was mean.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.

What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini? Olive or twist.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? There was debris everywhere.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.

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We've had a recurring problem of people creating a Slack account and impersonating our experts. They are then sending people offers to trade their accounts for them. NO ONE AT AEROMIR TRADES ANYONE ELSE'S CAPITAL! I am writing some code to mitigate this problem. Bottom line is don't fall for...