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Why couldn't the couple get married at the library? It was all booked up.

What is the worst part of a money addiction? Withdrawal.

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.

What kind of car does a frog drive? A croakswagen.

Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had a virus.

Why did the orange stop running? It ran out of juice.

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore.

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A Lamb-orghini.

If you are having problems getting to Slack, login on the Slack website: https://aeromir.slack.com/ and you should be prompted to setup two factor authentication.

FYI: Several people report that the 2FA email from Slack is ending up in their SPAM folder....

To enhance the security of our Slack workspace and protect against unauthorized access, we have enabled mandatory two-factor authentication (2FA) for all users. This change is effective immediately, and starting tomorrow morning, I will be forcing all users to log in again. What This Means for...

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.

What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.

I asked the bartender if he had any irony on tap. He handed me a mirror.

I went to a tech conference. Even the robots were busy networking.

I tried learning martial arts. But I kept getting kicked out of class.