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Why did the keyboard break up with the computer? Because there was no connection.

Why was the IT guy at the beach? He was surfing the web.

Why was the database administrator so calm? He had his SQL in ORDER.

How do you define recursion? See recursion.

Why don’t bachelors like Git? Because they don’t know how to commit.

The Slack API is really easy to work with and I can lookup and invite people with their email address. I can't do that with Discord. There's no listing of users with email addresses so it's very difficult to know who needs access to what. I create a verify membership thing in Discord but it's...

I built a userToken thing with futures.aeromir.com that should work with my.aeromir.com. I just have to code it.

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance.

Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that’s a hardware problem.

Tomas Byron's ATM Workshop library is working again. I moved the videos for the classes and workshops to a video protection service to reduce piracy. Everything should be working again.

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#.

Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

I setup a verification bot in Discord. You have to fill out an easy form but then I'll know who are you are so I can give you access to anything restricted you are entitled to. Now or in the future. Go to https://discord.com/channels/876211520206434344/1382033437103489096 to get verified. As I...

Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn’t control her pupils.

Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts.

Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.