tom Well-known member Administrator May 22, 2025 #241 What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
tom Well-known member Administrator May 22, 2025 #242 Why did the math teacher call his student average? Because he was mean.
tom Well-known member Administrator May 25, 2025 #243 Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
tom Well-known member Administrator May 25, 2025 #244 Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
tom Well-known member Administrator May 25, 2025 #245 What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jun 5, 2025 #246 Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jun 5, 2025 #247 What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jun 5, 2025 #248 Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jun 5, 2025 #249 Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jun 5, 2025 #250 Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn’t control her pupils.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jun 13, 2025 #251 What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jun 13, 2025 #253 Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jun 13, 2025 #254 Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jun 19, 2025 #255 How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that’s a hardware problem.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jun 19, 2025 #256 Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jun 19, 2025 #257 What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance.
tom Well-known member Administrator Aug 4, 2025 #258 Why don’t bachelors like Git? Because they don’t know how to commit.
tom Well-known member Administrator Aug 4, 2025 #260 Why was the database administrator so calm? He had his SQL in ORDER.
