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Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It had too many app-xiety issues.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you fool!

How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall.

I created a new page to connect your Discord login to Aeromir so I know who you are. This let's me add you to private channels that you have access to. This should take under one minute to do. Please fill out the form on this page with your name and email and submit the form...

My friend has developed a NinjaTrader Strategy for passing and growing prop firm accounts. The autotrader has very few user controls and is very easy to setup and use. It's trading two MGC (Micro Gold Futures contracts). I reviewed today's trading and the updates I made to the code here...

What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets.

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.

How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints.

What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear.

What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality.

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.

Why don't crabs donate? Because they're shellfish.