tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 30, 2025 #222 What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 30, 2025 #223 What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear.
tom Well-known member Administrator May 1, 2025 #224 How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints.
tom Well-known member Administrator May 1, 2025 #226 What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe.
tom Well-known member Administrator May 5, 2025 #227 Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets.
tom Well-known member Administrator May 5, 2025 #229 What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.
tom Well-known member Administrator May 9, 2025 #231 What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you fool!
tom Well-known member Administrator May 9, 2025 #232 Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It had too many app-xiety issues.
tom Well-known member Administrator May 17, 2025 #234 What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
tom Well-known member Administrator May 17, 2025 #235 What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.
tom Well-known member Administrator May 21, 2025 #236 Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? There was debris everywhere.
tom Well-known member Administrator May 21, 2025 #237 What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
tom Well-known member Administrator May 21, 2025 #238 Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
tom Well-known member Administrator May 22, 2025 #240 What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini? Olive or twist.
