Dad Jokes

[tom]

Why was the IT guy at the beach?


He was surfing the web.

 

[tom]

Why did the keyboard break up with the computer?


Because there was no connection.

 

[tom]

What do you call eight hobbits?


A hobbyte.

 

[tom]

Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower?


Because the instructions said lather, rinse, repeat.

 

[tom]

Why did the computer go to the dentist?


Because it had Bluetooth.

 

[tom]

What did the router say to the doctor?


It hurts when IP.

 

[tom]

How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?


You console it.

 

[tom]

Why did the hacker break into the bakery?


Because he wanted the cookies.

 

[tom]

What noise does a 787 make when it bounces?


Boeing. Boeing. Boeing.

 

[tom]

A book just fell on my head.


I only have my shelf to blame.

 

[tom]

Where in the house should you store your liquor?


In the alcohall.

 

[tom]

What is the hardest part about skydiving?


The ground.

 

[tom]

What did the mountain climber name his son?


Cliff.

 

[tom]

What do you call corn that joins the Army?


A kernel.

 

[tom]

Are snails faster without their shells?


No. They're more sluggish!

 

[tom]

Why did the dad stay home after eating seafood?


Because he felt a little eel.

 

[tom]

What is a monster's favorite dessert?


I scream.

 

[tom]

I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.


Then it downed on me.

 

[tom]

How do you find the diameter of a dessert?


Use pi.

 

[tom]

Why did the cow break up with her boyfriend?


She needed to mooove on.