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  1. tom

    Dad Jokes

    Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C? Because you can't "C" in the dark.
  2. tom

    Dad Jokes

    Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
  3. tom

    Dad Jokes

    What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
  4. tom

    Dad Jokes

    What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R, but it's actually the C.
  5. tom

    Dad Jokes

    How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
  6. tom

    Dad Jokes

    Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
  7. tom

    Dad Jokes

    What do you get when you cross a computer and a phone? A busy signal.
  8. tom

    Dad Jokes

    What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
  9. tom

    Dad Jokes

    How does a computer eat chips? One byte at a time.
  10. tom

    Dad Jokes

    What is a programmers favorite hangout place? Foo Bar
  11. tom

    Dad Jokes

    Why was the computer so tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
  12. tom

    TGIF

  13. tom

    Dad Jokes

    Why did the computer get glasses? To improve its website.
  14. tom

    Dad Jokes

    Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
  15. tom

    Dad Jokes

    Why are assembly programmers always soaking wet? They work below C-level!
  16. tom

    Dad Jokes

    I was fired from my job as a taxi driver. Nobody thought I was fare.
  17. tom

    Dad Jokes

    People are usually shocked that I have a police record. But I love their greatest hits.
  18. tom

    Dad Jokes

    How was the candle party? It was lit!
  19. tom

    Dad Jokes

    How did they fix the pirate's injured eye? They patched it up.
  20. tom

    Dad Jokes

    What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
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