Dad Jokes

People are usually shocked that I have a police record.


But I love their greatest hits.
 
Why are assembly programmers always soaking wet?


They work below C-level!
 
Why was the computer so tired when he got home?


Because he had a hard drive.
 
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?


He wanted cold hard cash.
 
What's a pirate's favorite letter?


You might think it's R, but it's actually the C.
 
Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?


Because you can't "C" in the dark.
 
What did the left eye say to the right eye?


Between you and me, something smells.
 
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