tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 15, 2025 #201 How did they fix the pirate's injured eye? They patched it up.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 16, 2025 #203 People are usually shocked that I have a police record. But I love their greatest hits.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 16, 2025 #204 I was fired from my job as a taxi driver. Nobody thought I was fare.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 17, 2025 #205 Why are assembly programmers always soaking wet? They work below C-level!
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 17, 2025 #206 Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 17, 2025 #207 Why did the computer get glasses? To improve its website.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 22, 2025 #208 Why was the computer so tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 22, 2025 #209 What is a programmers favorite hangout place? Foo Bar
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 22, 2025 #210 How does a computer eat chips? One byte at a time.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 23, 2025 #212 What do you get when you cross a computer and a phone? A busy signal.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 23, 2025 #213 Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 23, 2025 #214 How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 25, 2025 #215 What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R, but it's actually the C.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 25, 2025 #216 What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 25, 2025 #217 Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 29, 2025 #218 Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C? Because you can't "C" in the dark.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 29, 2025 #219 Why don't crabs donate? Because they're shellfish.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 29, 2025 #220 What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
