tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 3, 2025 #181 I enrolled in an art class. But I couldn’t draw any conclusions.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 3, 2025 #182 I took a job as a human cannonball. It was a real blast, though they fired me quickly.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 3, 2025 #183 I once started writing a book on reverse psychology. Trust me, you definitely wouldn’t want to read it.
I once started writing a book on reverse psychology. Trust me, you definitely wouldn’t want to read it.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 4, 2025 #184 When my friend complained that my garden had too many weeds. I said it was just nature’s way of practicing natural selection.
When my friend complained that my garden had too many weeds. I said it was just nature’s way of practicing natural selection.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 4, 2025 #185 I tried learning martial arts. But I kept getting kicked out of class.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 4, 2025 #186 I went to a tech conference. Even the robots were busy networking.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 7, 2025 #187 I asked the bartender if he had any irony on tap. He handed me a mirror.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 7, 2025 #189 Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 10, 2025 #190 What kind of car does a sheep drive? A Lamb-orghini.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 10, 2025 #191 What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 10, 2025 #192 Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 11, 2025 #193 What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 11, 2025 #194 Why did the orange stop running? It ran out of juice.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 11, 2025 #195 Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had a virus.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 14, 2025 #196 What kind of car does a frog drive? A croakswagen.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 14, 2025 #197 Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 14, 2025 #198 What is the worst part of a money addiction? Withdrawal.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 15, 2025 #199 Why couldn't the couple get married at the library? It was all booked up.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 15, 2025 #200 What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
