tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 8, 2025 #141 What did the baker say to the dough? I'm rising to the occasion.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 8, 2025 #142 What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 9, 2025 #143 What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 9, 2025 #144 What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands!
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 11, 2025 #145 Why did the pen apply for a job? It wanted to make its mark.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 11, 2025 #146 What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin Catholic.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 11, 2025 #147 What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 11, 2025 #148 What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 13, 2025 #149 Why did the lion lose at poker? Because he was playing with cheetahs.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 13, 2025 #150 What do you call a story about a broken pencil? Pointless.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 14, 2025 #151 What do you call a snoring dinosaur? A Tyranno-snorus Rex.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 14, 2025 #152 Why did the mushroom get invited to every party? Because he’s a fungi to be with.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 14, 2025 #153 What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham rock.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 16, 2025 #154 What did the computer do at lunchtime? It had a byte.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 16, 2025 #155 Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the waters.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 18, 2025 #156 I was going to tell you an options joke. But it expired before you could appreciate it.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 18, 2025 #157 Why do options traders make terrible comedians? Their punchlines always suffer from time decay.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 18, 2025 #158 My trading jokes might be out-of-the-money. But at least they never expire.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 19, 2025 #160 I could never be a plumber. It's too hard watching your life's work go down the drain.
