tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 28, 2025 #61 What does garlic do when it gets hot? It takes its cloves off
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 28, 2025 #62 Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 28, 2025 #63 Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? There was debris everywhere! Last edited: Jan 30, 2025
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 28, 2025 #64 Why did the Swiss cheese go to the doctor? Because it was full of holes!
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 29, 2025 #65 How did they get the confession out of the hamburger patty? They grilled him
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 30, 2025 #66 Why did the computer get cold? It left its Windows open.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 30, 2025 #67 What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 30, 2025 #69 Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of mice.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 30, 2025 #70 Why did the broom get a promotion? It swept the competition.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 30, 2025 #71 Why did the stadium get so hot? All the fans left.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 31, 2025 #73 Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 31, 2025 #74 Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 31, 2025 #75 What did one plate say to the other? Dinner’s on me.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 31, 2025 #76 Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on many levels.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 31, 2025 #77 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 3, 2025 #78 What did one candle say to the other? Do you want to go out tonight?
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 3, 2025 #80 What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
