Dad Jokes

Why don't scientists trust atoms?


Because they make up everything.
 
What do you call bears with no ears?


B!
 
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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?


He couldn't concentrate!
 
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?


A receding hare-line!
 
Do you know why I got fired from the calendar factory?


Because I took a couple of days off
 
What did one hat say to the other?


You stay here, I’m going on ahead.
 
Why did the football team go to the bank?


To get their quarterback.
 
What did the envelope say to the stamp?


Stick with me, and we'll go places.
 
Why don't calculators go on vacation?


They have too many problems to solve.
 
What did the router say to the internet?


We have a strong connection.
 
Why was the math teacher suspicious of the triangle?


Because it seemed to have too many angles.
 
What did the traffic light say to the car?


Don't look now, I'm changing!
 
What did one wall say to the other wall?


I’ll meet you at the corner.
 
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