tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 3, 2025 #81 Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 5, 2025 #83 Why did the gym close down? It just didn't work out!
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 5, 2025 #84 What do you call bears with no ears? B! Last edited: Feb 5, 2025
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 5, 2025 #85 Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate!
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 5, 2025 #86 What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line!
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 5, 2025 #87 My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard to hear.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 6, 2025 #88 Do you know why I got fired from the calendar factory? Because I took a couple of days off
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 6, 2025 #89 What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’m going on ahead.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 6, 2025 #90 Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 6, 2025 #91 How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? It becomes apparent.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 7, 2025 #92 Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 7, 2025 #93 What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 7, 2025 #94 What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 7, 2025 #95 What did the envelope say to the stamp? Stick with me, and we'll go places.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 7, 2025 #96 Why don't calculators go on vacation? They have too many problems to solve.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 7, 2025 #97 What did the router say to the internet? We have a strong connection.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 8, 2025 #98 Why was the math teacher suspicious of the triangle? Because it seemed to have too many angles.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 8, 2025 #99 What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look now, I'm changing!
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 8, 2025 #100 What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.