tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 13, 2025 #21 Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems!
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 13, 2025 #22 What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time!
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 13, 2025 #23 Why did the bicycle take a nap? It was two tired.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 13, 2025 #25 Why did the spider go to school? He wanted to be a web designer.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 13, 2025 #26 I was going to tell a sodium joke. Then I thought, “Na.”
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 13, 2025 #27 Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield? There are too many ears around.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 13, 2025 #28 What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time no sea.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 13, 2025 #29 Why do turkeys play percussion? They have drumsticks.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 13, 2025 #30 Why can't leopards play hide-and-seek? Because they're always spotted.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 13, 2025 #32 I told a bad chemistry joke once. I got no reaction.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 14, 2025 #33 An oxymoron walked into a bar. The silence was deafening
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 14, 2025 #34 I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 17, 2025 #35 Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs!
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 18, 2025 #36 What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging!
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 19, 2025 #37 Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 19, 2025 #39 Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 19, 2025 #40 Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
