tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 19, 2025 #41 Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 20, 2025 #42 Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache!
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 23, 2025 #43 A man got hit in the head with a soda. He's all right though. It was a soft drink.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 23, 2025 #44 Why was it called the Dark Ages? Because of all of the knights.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 24, 2025 #45 Did you hear about the teenager who failed his driving test? He thought it was a crash course.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 24, 2025 #46 What do rabbits need after getting caught in the rain? A hare dryer.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 24, 2025 #47 Why did the bed wear a disguise? It was undercover.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 26, 2025 #49 What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 26, 2025 #50 What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 27, 2025 #51 Why don’t octopuses go to school? They’re already over-armed with knowledge.
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 28, 2025 #52 What did the doctor say to the patient who thought he was getting shorter? "You'll just have to be a little patient!"
What did the doctor say to the patient who thought he was getting shorter? "You'll just have to be a little patient!"
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 28, 2025 #53 What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved!
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 28, 2025 #54 What did the cow go to Hollywood for? To be in the moo-vies
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 28, 2025 #55 Where do boats go when they're sick? To the boat doc
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 28, 2025 #56 How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 28, 2025 #57 What did the zero say to the eight? That belt looks good on you
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 28, 2025 #58 What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Where's Pop Corn
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 28, 2025 #59 What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam
tom Well-known member Administrator Jan 28, 2025 #60 What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse
