tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 19, 2025 #161 Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 22, 2025 #162 I was going to get a brain transplant... But then I changed my mind.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 22, 2025 #163 What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? A Ba-na-na-na
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 22, 2025 #164 My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 24, 2025 #165 Why did the elephant quit his job? He was working for peanuts.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 24, 2025 #166 What's a computer's favorite snack? Microchips.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 26, 2025 #167 Why don't we tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans talk.
Why don't we tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans talk.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 26, 2025 #168 I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 27, 2025 #169 I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 27, 2025 #170 Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 27, 2025 #171 I'm terrified of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 31, 2025 #172 Never buy anything with Velcro. It's a total rip-off.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 31, 2025 #173 What is the best type of bird to work at a construction site? A crane.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 31, 2025 #174 What did the shovel say to the sand? I really dig you.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 1, 2025 #175 Why shouldn't your iron your four-leaf clover? So you don't press your luck.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 1, 2025 #176 My wife and I were watching movies back-to-back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 1, 2025 #177 I tried starting a hot air balloon business. It never took off.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 2, 2025 #178 I used to work crushing cans. It was soda pressing.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 2, 2025 #179 I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We still haven’t got a gig.
tom Well-known member Administrator Apr 2, 2025 #180 I thought about launching an origami business. But it all folded in on itself.
