tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 11, 2025 #101 What did the doorbell say to the door? Ring a bell?
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 11, 2025 #102 Why did the keyboard take a nap? It was exhausted from too many shifts.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 11, 2025 #103 What did one window say to the other? You're such a pane.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 13, 2025 #104 My New Year's diet? I've cut out chocolate... in small pieces.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 13, 2025 #105 What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 13, 2025 #106 What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 13, 2025 #107 What do you call a poor Santa Claus? St. Nickel-less.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 15, 2025 #108 I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 15, 2025 #109 Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 15, 2025 #110 What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 15, 2025 #113 I was going to tell a joke about time travel. But you guys didn’t like it.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 21, 2025 #114 What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 21, 2025 #115 I used to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 22, 2025 #117 What did the calculator say to the math student? You can always count on me.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 22, 2025 #118 What did the snowman say to the carrot? You make a great point.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 22, 2025 #119 Why did the penny feel lonely? It didn't make much cents.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 22, 2025 #120 Why did the dictionary look upset? It was at a loss for words.
