Dad Jokes

What did the music note say when it fell down the stairs?


I'm in treble!
 
What did one raindrop say to the other?


Two's company, but three's a cloud.
 
What did the seagull say at the beach restaurant?


Just put it on my bill!
 
Did you hear the guy who invented cough drops died last month?


There was no coffin at his funeral.
 
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.


That would be a big step forward.
 
My wife said I need to stop acting like a flamingo.


So I had to put my foot down.
 
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?


He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
 
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.


Then it dawned on me.
 
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