tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 22, 2025 #121 What did the music note say when it fell down the stairs? I'm in treble!
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 22, 2025 #122 What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, but three's a cloud.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 22, 2025 #123 What did the old phone say to the smartphone? You don't ring a bell.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 22, 2025 #124 What did the seagull say at the beach restaurant? Just put it on my bill!
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 24, 2025 #125 Did you hear the guy who invented cough drops died last month? There was no coffin at his funeral.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 24, 2025 #126 Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 25, 2025 #127 I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 27, 2025 #128 I was going to tell a joke about paper... But it's tearable.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 27, 2025 #129 What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 27, 2025 #130 I would avoid the sushi if I were you. It\'s a little fishy.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 27, 2025 #131 My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
tom Well-known member Administrator Feb 27, 2025 #132 My wife said I need to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 5, 2025 #134 What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 5, 2025 #135 What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 5, 2025 #136 What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey, bud!
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 5, 2025 #137 Why did the farmer start a punk band? He had a lot of sick beets.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 5, 2025 #138 Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 7, 2025 #139 Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
tom Well-known member Administrator Mar 7, 2025 #140 I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
